Selasa, 12 Juli 2011

Formula Mangle Pilihan-ku Adalah ..... ????



Sudah sekian puluh kali gonta-ganti formula mangle .... puluhan kali pula merasa ada yg kurang ...
Begitulah manusia selama masih hidup ... punya rasa pingin berlebih dan terlalu tinggi lek mbayang-ne sing serba indah-indah ... wahahahahha
Ambil contoh bojo huwayuuuuuu ... dulu lek puingin kr si tamara karena dr jauh ketok kinclong ... "ndahneo ... dan ndahneo ..." .... pengandai-andaian yg berlebihan itu-lah racun-e wong urip ... xixixixix
Di-bayang-ne pasti indah ... setelah dilakoni ... pasti kethok elek-e ... misale : tibane tamara panu-en , kutu-ne akeh ... busik-en dsb dsb .... yg itu semua tiba-ne mengurangi rasa sing semula indah di bayang-ne .... xixixixixi ........ pissssss .....
Mangkane tho copas yo copas ... tapi sing punya konsep dan strategi ... "pas enggak ya dgn kebutuhan kita ? ..."
Bagaimanapun yg berlebihan kwi pasti gak enak ... misal-e manis : kliwat manis dadi mengkirik ... gurih : kliwat gurih dadi asiinn ...
Semua punya tatanan FORMULA yg pass ... jangan di campur-campur lagi dgn formula hebat lainnya jika formula sampean sudah pass menurut anda .... "tiap orang memiliki citarasa masing-masing "....
Ojo njur : mbako enak di campur puding enak ... jangan sampai asal dalam memadukan formula formula hebat untuk dipaksa cocok dengan sampean ... bakso enak di tambah-i petis enak belum tentu doyan sampean .... apalagi sik di tambahi maneh dgn juruh enak ... hahahahahahahah ....

Dari sekian formula yg seba enak-enak menurut pembuat-nya telah aku coba ... tibane seleraku sing minoritas ... aneh .. dan terlalu sederhana ...
Bukan formula "gantengin" gambar tesi yg aku cari ... bukan formla yuyukangkang sing kelakon nggendongi banyak wanita ... bukan formula omarbakre th2011 sing bisa menyulap sibodoh bernilai serba 9 ... tapi aku mencari "formula sing mbeneh ..." sing bikin ayem hari ini dan hari2 berikut-nya ...

Inilah kira-kira formula mangle sederhana itu .... biar orang lain menilai itu cuman "resep kulupan ndeso" ... sing penting sehat dan aku nyaman dgn ini ...

/ip firewall mangle
add action=mark-packet chain=output comment=\
    "<<_____   Web-Proxy : Test   _____>>" disabled=no new-packet-mark=\
    tcp-hit out-interface="= SPEEDY =" passthrough=no
add action=mark-packet chain=prerouting comment="" disabled=no in-interface=\
    "C-20 >>" new-packet-mark="upload c20" passthrough=no src-address=\
    192.168.0.0/24
add action=mark-packet chain=prerouting comment="" disabled=no in-interface=\
    "H-Spot >>" new-packet-mark="upload hotspot" passthrough=no src-address=\
    192.168.10.0/24
add action=mark-packet chain=prerouting comment="" disabled=no in-interface=\
    "W-Net >>" new-packet-mark="upload warnet" passthrough=no src-address=\
    192.168.20.0/24
add action=mark-packet chain=prerouting comment="" disabled=no in-interface=\
    "X-Link >>" new-packet-mark="upload xlink" passthrough=no src-address=\
    192.168.200.0/24
add action=mark-connection chain=forward comment="" disabled=no \
    new-connection-mark="cli-conn c20" passthrough=yes src-address=\
    192.168.0.0/24
add action=mark-connection chain=forward comment="" disabled=no \
    new-connection-mark="cli-conn hotspot" passthrough=yes src-address=\
    192.168.10.0/24
add action=mark-connection chain=forward comment="" disabled=no \
    new-connection-mark="cli-conn warnet" passthrough=yes src-address=\
    192.168.20.0/24
add action=mark-connection chain=forward comment="" disabled=no \
    new-connection-mark="cli-conn xlink" passthrough=yes src-address=\
    192.168.200.0/24
add action=mark-packet chain=forward comment="" connection-mark=\
    "cli-conn c20" disabled=no in-interface="= SPEEDY =" new-packet-mark=\
    download-c20 passthrough=no
add action=mark-packet chain=forward comment="" connection-mark=\
    "cli-conn hotspot" disabled=no in-interface="= SPEEDY =" new-packet-mark=\
    download-hotspot passthrough=no
add action=mark-packet chain=forward comment="" connection-mark=\
    "cli-conn warnet" disabled=no in-interface="= SPEEDY =" new-packet-mark=\
    download-warnet passthrough=no
add action=mark-packet chain=forward comment="" connection-mark=\
    "cli-conn xlink" disabled=no in-interface="= SPEEDY =" new-packet-mark=\
    download-xlink passthrough=no
add action=mark-packet chain=output comment="" disabled=no dst-address=\
    192.168.0.0/24 new-packet-mark=download-c20 out-interface="C-20 >>" \
    passthrough=no
add action=mark-packet chain=output comment="" disabled=no dst-address=\
    192.168.10.0/24 new-packet-mark=download-hotspot out-interface=\
    "H-Spot >>" passthrough=no
add action=mark-packet chain=output comment="" disabled=no dst-address=\
    192.168.20.0/24 new-packet-mark=download-warnet out-interface="W-Net >>" \
    passthrough=no
add action=mark-packet chain=output comment="" disabled=no dst-address=\
    192.168.200.0/24 new-packet-mark=download-xlink out-interface="X-Link >>" \
    passthrough=no

Piss bro ... ojo di senen-i ya aku ....

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